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cookienun:

vivelafat:

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I legit thought that was a statue

same omfg

cookienun:

vivelafat:

tastefullyoffensive:

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I legit thought that was a statue

same omfg

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rosaparking:

blowmeonelastkiss:

fashion is a lifestyle, it’s a choice. it’s a freedom of expression. you have to live it, you have to love it. you have to breathe it. life’s all about love and glamour

Im so scared

rosaparking:

blowmeonelastkiss:

fashion is a lifestyle, it’s a choice. it’s a freedom of expression. you have to live it, you have to love it. you have to breathe it. life’s all about love and glamour

Im so scared

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j5h:

yikes is such a fun word to say and it makes situations seem so dire

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h0wlermonkey:

thebabbagepatch:

holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit

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lucidnee:

prettypussyprincess:

if u wit ur girl

and she put her phone down like this:

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u mostly likely a side nigga stay woke

Can y’all stop giving away secrets

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frostied:

maybe Jesus was gay the whole time and was actually saying “ah, men”

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swdyw:

Don’t invite me to your wedding i will look better than you and it will be embarrassing for us both

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burgrs:

hotdammysammy:

burgrs:

*eats 1,000 oranges* its fruit i won’t gain weight

An orange is approximately 87 calories. If you were to eat 1,000 oranges that would be 87,000 calories.

its fruit i wont gain weight 

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lightrup:

maybe university isn’t a good idea

maybe becoming a tree is a good idea

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princetuggey:

chuck e cheeses full real name is charles entertainment cheese and honestly i feel appalled and lied to

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