May 2013
bowlingforsoup:
school would be so much better if you went to your classes via lazy river
thedramaticsneeze:
hoshigumayuugi:
i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early
YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
yugoslavic:
i wonder if dogs know that theyre called dogs
rampaigehalseyface:
seababe:
You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing
pearls:
pearls:
i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun
sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard
brvdleysoileau:
how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
jerkidiot:
if you eat a chicken and egg sandwich, you’re basically eating one thing at different times of its life
freeshawarmas:
jehovas-witness:
internetexplorers:
cheese3d:
nothings worse than soft grapes
soft apples
soft dicks
☾☻soft grunge blog☻☽
ostracizedpoodle:
i wasn’t this gay before i got tumblr
promo4homo:
privilegedblackgirl:
theyre looks so weird without the comma
they,re
Ah yes much better
vagisodium:
vagisodium:
i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out
this post has 99,000 notes can you guess how many people have made out with me since i made it the answer is 0
superwhoavengelockandme:
the-vashta-nerada:
i don’t understand how people stop watching shows because something happens that they don’t like or they don’t like how it’s going
like
if i start a show i’m in it until the end
in sickness and in health
till death or discontinuation do us part
man, i 1000% understand where you’re coming from
BUT
Glee
amoying:
imagine a world where all living beings coexist with each other, like you go to the market and a bear is packing your groceries. You drive home and you see tulips playing soccer, that’s the world i wanna live in.
notahoe:
eyebrows can literally either make you or break you
do you ever just rub your eyes so hard that you just start entering some other fucking galaxy of swirls and patterns
worb:
to stop kids from doing drugs they should just give the drugs less cool names
if ecstasy was called “moist curdle” i can assure you that nobody would be interested in trying it
sabrinagrimm:
sabrinagrimm:
WHEN I WAS 4 I WAS ON SESAME STREET AND I HAD AN INTERVIEW WITH GROVER AND HE ASKED ME HOW IT FELT WHEN I FALL OFF MY BIKE AND I CHUCKLED DARKLY AND SAID “I DON’T FALL OFF MY BIKE” AND HE LOOKED AT THE CAMERA AND SAID “oh.” NAD THEN I SATRTED POINTING AND LAUGHIGN AT HIM AND THEN THEY CUT TO THE NEXT SCENE AND THAT WAS IT THAT IS MY LEGACY
how the fuck are some people so attractive how does dna do that why doesn’t mine do that how do i make it do that what’s the html code where’s the youtube tutorial
rabioheab:
so do you guys think the world is going to end in 2012 or what
whorville:
You’re lying if you say you don’t have some freaky shit in your likes
gothlolita:
im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
njena:
i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells
sweeneytad:
*dentist slaughters family in front of you*
they’re bleeding because you don’t floss
whoreisawhoreisawinchester:
iguanamouth:
i think its funny how there are some actors who played a role for so long that its almost impossible for me to see them as anything else
and then there are some actors who’ve done so many roles i dont even see them as actors anymore it’s just them as themselves in another movie
and then there are actors who you’re not quite sure what they really...
i love the feeling of listening to new music and you really like it from the first listen and you just
dude
weirdf1shes:
snarg:
truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like
preform a strange sexual act
That moment when someone asks "What time is it?"...
savingpeopledoingmoosestuff:
fighting-john-watsons-war:
dontblink-onbakerstreet:
xemilykikix:
Every. Fucking. Time.
has anyone ever noticed how chad just looks at the camera and grins flirtatiously or is that just me
we’re all in this together
i wanna give a high five to every parents who have a hot son good job
hell-is-my-paradise:
yourealoserlol:
skittlejoy:
its like boys are the oscars and im leonardo dicaprio
yeah, you deserve them.
that’s the most inspiring thing i have ever seen
kidouyuuto:
IM REALLY AMAZED AT KNOWING ENGLISH LIKE I CAN COMPREHEND AN ENTIRE LANGUAGE THAT IS SO FCKED UP
im slowly unlearning how to english
sexhaver:
things i wish i could say irl:
???????? ???? ? ???
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
u ok (this is not the same as “you okay?”)
that one cover of “What Makes You Beautiful” done entirely in laughs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpyingiCwV8
